EMERGENCY SOCK™
For morale-related situations only.
Some situations require support.
Not advice.
Not solutions.
Just something.
Emergency Sock™
The Emergency Sock™ exists to exist.
It does not claim to fix anything.
It does not offer guidance.
It does not ask questions.
It is simply… present.
Includes:
• One (1) Emergency Sock™
• Zero guarantees
Disclaimer:
Does not replace communication, therapy, or common sense.
Not responsible for confidence increases.
Results may vary.
$18.00
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SOME MOMENTS REQUIRE SUPPORT • NOT ADVICE • NOT SOLUTIONS • JUST SOMETHING •
We create products that don’t solve problems.
They simply acknowledge them.
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UNNECESSARY GOODS LLC